gaycaspian:

daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*

me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

this1goesto11:

gaylor-moon:

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

We’re real people, though.

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

akamxru:

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

hauntedmilk:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

OH MY GOD

aceluz:

aceluz:

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

neganlesbian:

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

scornpios:

yellowjuice:

bruddabois:

sankaras:

alyesque:

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Yknow what

eating pussy…is gay….

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

de-is-me:

kbearluna:

someone: They/them as a singular pronoun just isn’t grammatically correct.
same person: but to each their own
me: 

can I have this on a t-shirt

beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable